Online Shopping

Me, looking at an Amereican Apparel ad: Who wears bodysuits?!
Jack: Uh...Daddy?


Me, showing Jack sneakers on Zappos: These are cool, do you like these?
Jack: Oh yeah, they're strimpy!
Me: Strimpy?
Jack: Yeah, you know, really awesome.
Me: Um...do you mean 'pimpy'?
Jack: YES.

Yarr...me favrits!

Random list of things that make my face crack:

• Neon nail polish
  
• kisses (especially from babies)
  
• When it rains during my run
  
• When two unexpected good things happen in a row, like today when I found awesome left-overs in the fridge that I had forgotten about for my lunch and I found my favorite belt that had been lost for 5 months.
  
• Buying a new book
  
• Navy and white striped shirts, which I adore even though they tend to make me look like a pirate
  
• Playing board games by my own (often superior) made-up rules
  
• Concert tickets!
  
• When someone else puts my laundry away
  
• Visitors!
  
• Pretty much anything with sequins
  
• The beach
  
• Nobilo!
  
• When things work the first time
  
• Naps!
  
• Yummy-smelling shampoo
  
• Sparkly eyeliner
  
• Oysters!