We are watching an admittedly adult sit-com while Jack plays on the floor. Someone on the television says, '"...he can't even sleep with a woman."
"SLEEP WITH A WOMAN!?!?!" Jack yells at the TV incredulously, "What are you TALKING about?!?"
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Earlier today Dan and Jack were playing catch with a small kickball on the back staircase. It involved lots of man-giggling from each of them. Dan pitched the ball up the steps and hit Jack in the rump. "OW! Right in my backyard!" Jack yelled. A few minutes later Dan nails him in the head and Jack screams, "Right in my phone book!"
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