Overheard

Jack: Mom, let's talk.

Me: OK!

Jack: ...about poop.

Me: Oh.

Jack, excitedly: Did you know that elephants poop!?

Me: ...

Jack: It's a huge, huge poop. Like, up to the sky huge.

Me: Well...

Jack: Yeah, bet you didn't know that!

Me: Is this what you're learning in school?

Jack, laughing loudly: No silly! Pop-Pop told me.