Justifications for Walking Backwards
(listed in order of least-to-most embarrassing)
- You're encouraging a small child/dog to follow
- You're dragging a heavy suitcase
- You're walking in front of Jack, who has a penchant for "small hiney pinches" (small qualifying the size of the pinch, not the hiney--he's an equal opportunity pincher)
- For a glute workout
- You split your pants
- You split your pants while wearing cutesy, ice-cream scoop underwear
- You split your pants while wearing no underwear at all
- Your head is on backwards
Lauren,
ReplyDeleteThis list assignment really fired Mike's imagination. Here are his entries:
You're retracing your steps.
You are participating in the famous retreat at the battle of Rourke's Drift, wherein the first rank kneels and fires at the attacking Zulus, and falls back behind the 2nd rank, which kneels and fires, and falls back behind the first, etc.
You are leaving the presence of an Oriental Potentate.
You are climbing down a ladder.
Doing the Moon Walk?
It's the way your log is rolling.
Raising a circus tent.
You're in a tug-of-war, and winning!
You're helping a friend carry a couch upstairs (there goes that back again).