(all from Jack if that isn't immediately obvious)
"Mom, did you know that cows pee milk?"
"Sydney has a penis...it's just hiding in her body."
"Dogs can poop outside because they have furry hineys, so they won't get cold. It is too cold for me to poop outside."
"Tomatos are red potatoes."
"This vitamin makes me act crazy...seriously, it's not me."
"I just tooted without making any noise!"
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