I am enchanted...

• When you tell me that I am the smartest person you know because I was able to accurately guess when the last time you went to the bathroom was.
  
  
• When you humor my competitive eating/food obsession and let me text you pictures of the awesome things that I eat.
  
  
• When you call me on your way home from work to complain about people b/c I am the only person who will understand.
  
  
• When you card me at the grocery store and audibly choke when you see my age.
  
  
• When you assure me that there is no way that you will attend a happy hour if I am not also going.
  
  
• When you have a huge, fancy, expensive wedding and I can actually attend and am so super-excited about going that I bought two dresses.
  
  
• When we go out to lunch and it turns into a 5-course meal...including cocktails.
  
  
• When you reminisce about my last pregnancy and recall it so fondly...you weirdo.
  
  
• When you insist on squeezing my face even though your hands are coated in banana shmutz...and I let you because you are irresistable.