You know you have kids when you are grateful...
- that when you sat down on the downstairs toilet there wasn't any stray splatter on the seat.
- that you don't have to feed the dogs because no one finished their dinner.
- that the diaper that got washed with everyone's clothes only was wet, not muddy.
- that they serve beer at Chuck E Cheese's.
- that you got the leather interior in your car, which conveniently resists chewing gum and melted fruit snacks.
- that you have a proven track record of patience and wisdom enabling you to deal with the difficult...people at work.
- that you got sick on the weekend and not during the week.
- that they deliver pizza.
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