Sooooooo Sydney is home from school today because of an incident that occurred last night, which I will get into later. I'm struggling to get work done with her here, and the background chatter is borderline amazing...sort of like a cross between what you might overhear in a crackhouse or an old folks home:
- Look at me! I have yogurt braces!
- Relax! I only picked one side of my nose.
- I'm still hungry.
- Uh, excuse me, I need another snack.
- Why does it smell bad in here? Did I fart?
- I want to do some fruits.
- Let it Go! Let it Go! Let it Go! Let it Go! Let it Go!
- Did you fart?
- Is a burp a fart that comes from your mouth?
- What comes after 20?
- Can we make "lime-lade?"
- Maybe the bunny is farting.
- When do we get to meet Katy Perry?
- I ate all of the "Vanilla Wipers." They're all gone.
- HERE I STAND! LET IT GO! LET IT GO! HERE I STAND!
- I miss the dog.
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