Fruitbat

Doo Log, stardate 12/12/2016:

This is a strange place.  Everyone keeps looking at me, and smiling.  Is there something on my face?  I want to be alone but I want to be with these weirdos at the same time.  I am very conflicted.

There are a few things that I think I will like here though.  The one who sings all of the time gave me a treat.  I liked that.  Then she gave me some ham.  I liked that too.  When she offered me another treat, I politely declined.  The ham was way better.

The two baby humans seem to drop food all over the place, which is amazing.  I will show them what a good helper I can be when it comes to cleaning up! 

Everyone here seems to think that I'm pretty funny, which I think I might like too.  I tried doing some silly flips on the couch this morning and tossed a rawhide around, and that was pretty funny.  I made my own tail wag!

I think that they might catch on that I am much younger than they originally thought...I cannot pass as "mature," but that seems to be pretty common around here.