Doo Log, 1/5/2017
They keep telling me this, and I'm now starting to believe it...I think that I may actually be pretty amazing. I've discovered lots of hidden talents while living this place; they're sure to find me irreplaceable soon enough. Who else could do these things but me??
For instance, I am the only one around here who...
They keep telling me this, and I'm now starting to believe it...I think that I may actually be pretty amazing. I've discovered lots of hidden talents while living this place; they're sure to find me irreplaceable soon enough. Who else could do these things but me??
For instance, I am the only one around here who...
- checks in between the couch cushions every day for stowaway rodents
- kills any and all cotton balls before they have a chance to grow into storm clouds
- wins at eating dinner (I can finish in under 10 seconds)
- digs holes in the yard to check for moles
- fluffs the carpet with my paws and body
- checks all of the trash cans in the house for squirrels
- supervises toilet use to prevent accidental drownings
- prepares for the apocalypse by stashing bones and rawhides all over the backyard
- kills and eats flies who dare invade our home
- wakes everyone each morning with warm smooches (even if this is not their preferred method of being awoken, I do know best, after all...I'm ME)
- can do a somersault on the couch and not fall off, and can also do one AND fall off
- has a tongue that, when I yawn (I win at that too), looks like one of those party favor whistles that unroll when you blow in them
Ahh, it feels good to be in an environment where my expanding list of talents can really flourish. Now if I can manage to get them on-board with my human-leash idea, we may even start making some cash!
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