A Day in the Life...

It is 10:20am on a Saturday. So far today we have had a breakfast of Pillsbury Orange Rolls (Jack ate two!), coffee, and milk; watched two horrible children's shows on PBS Kids; and made paper airplanes. After the careful construction of the paper airplanes, we had a naming ceremony where each plane was inscribed with it's fitting moniker. We each got to choose one and they ended up as: "The Hulk," "The Corn Dawg," and "Star Wars."

Now for some reason Jack has a little trouble with the 'w' in Star Wars, and ends up pronouncing it as 'star whores.' This is fine because usually it remains a topic only discussed in front of the television--AT HOME. We did run into a glitch this year at Jack's Halloween parade at school; his friend Aiden dressed up like a Storm Trooper. When Grandpa (who was visiting for Halloween, and a guest at the parade) asked Jack who Aiden was dressed as, Jack simply replied "Star Whores." Although no one else overheard, Grandpa didn't miss a beat and responded with "I'd like to see that movie!!"