Curious Lists

Someone who knows my deepest, darkest desires gave me the most splendid present ever: a book. But not just ANY book, it is titled Curious Lists: A Creative Journal for List-Lovers. And boy, am I ever a List-Lover.

I will share with you, internet, some of my favorite (completed by me) lists from this book.

Haikus About Duct Tape

A roll of silver
Poised to fix any hole at all:
a shiny soul patch

The MacGuyver of
my toolbox, anchoring the
bottom with your weight

The shy-er cousin
of red electrical tape
your girth is useful