Jack, leaning in to smooch his sister, gets a baby-fist to the ear. "OW!" he shouts. "She just honked my horn!!!" (Pronounced "Hor-in" because extra syllables are fun.)
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Dan and Jack are showering together: a time for men.
Dan: Now which bottle do we use to wash our hair?
Jack (triumphantly): This one!
Dan: And which one do we use on our bodies?
Jack: I use this one. But you use that one (gesturing to shampoo). You're hairy.
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