Lingo

In the words of Jack...

• hush puppies = hubbies or hush chubbies
• granola bars = canola bars
• coins = circle money
• paper money = foldin' money
• Sydney Michelle = Cindyshell or CINDY A'SHELL
• potatoes = tatoes or matoes
• noodles = noodoos
• chocolate = chock-o-wit
  
• yeah = weah
• you = woo (as in, "Mommy, WOO do it!" and I'm all, "Who is Woo?!?!?!")
  

The spooky thing is that he can, with unerringly correct pronunciation and enunciation yell at 8pm, "MOM! NO, I AM NOT TIRED AND I DO NOT NEED TO GO TO BED--LET'S STAY UP AND WATCH SEVERAL MOVIES!"