My humble apologies

I am truly sorry for ever making fun of people who have had cavities (especially you Dan). I had to get two teeth drilled on today and it has effectively ruined my life. My perfect enamel record of 17 years has been shattered (and so has my face and jaw). I look like an actor wearing costume makeup from the set of Beetlejuice. If any of you ever have cavities I will bring you soup and facial compresses and sincere apologies.