Friday, July 16, 2010

Threats

Me:  Jack, I will knock you into Dimension X if you do not stop pulling on the blinds.
Jack:  Nooooooooo!

Dan:  Jack, I will hang you by your toes in the woods if you do not finish your dinner.
Jack:  Nooooooooo!

Me:  Jack, I will have 10 more babies if you do not stop banging on the wall.
Jack:  Nooooooooo!

Me: Jack, I will atomize all of the cheese on this planet if you do not stop playing with the toilet seat.
Jack: Noooooooooo!

Jack:  Dinah, I will wrap you in spaghetti if you don't get off of my feet.
Dinah:  *leap*

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